I'm back in the city.

And the assholery is in full effect. If I see one more dude with that Greasy Guido look, I will kill them. Whoever told these idiots that gellin' their hair up like that was cute should be thrown off the Empire State Building. That is all.

Um....

What the fuck is "Edible Arrangements" and what makes these fuckers who created this shit think that actual people will buy it/them? WTF!!!! Why would someone pay for something that isn't worth wasting money on? What, you want your fruit to look like goddamn flowers? Are you serious?!!?! Look, I have to say that it was very fitting that the only people in this commercial were white (except that lone black little boy) because only white people (and uppity individuals) would want this shit. Fruit spoils, people. You might as well by some actual flowers because it's probably cheaper anyway. If you want fruit so bad, make/buy (whatever) a damn fruit salad. Really, it's not that serious.